why? she screamed. are you crazy? you know the english subjunctive, you understand trigonometry, you can read marx, and you dont know the answer to something as simple as that? why do you even have to ask? why do you have to make a girl SAY something like this? i like you more than i like him, thats all. i wish i had fallen in love with somebody a little more handsome, of course. but i didnt. i fell in love with you!

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via disorder)

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vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God
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saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surrealĀ 

(Source: saltedick, via crystallized-teardrops)

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I hope one day
someone asks you
about him
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dager on your chest.
-Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)

(via daring-freedom)

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sideways-reality:

Is this show even real
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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

image

(via a-rose-among-daleks)

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baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie
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julialolol:

What did he expect lmao
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Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
-(via whatalovelythought)

(Source: trillvcvm, via noo-bad-days)